150+ Would You Rather Questions for Kids (Free Printable)
Would you rather questions are one of the easiest ways to get a real laugh — and a real conversation — out of kids of almost any age. No prep, no props, just pick a question and go: at dinner, in the car, waiting in line, or right before bed. Below are 150+ of them, sorted by theme, plus a free printable version to keep in the car or on the fridge.
How to play (in case you've never done this before)
There's no wrong way. One person asks a "would you rather," everyone answers out loud, and — this is the important part — someone always asks "why?" The answer is never as interesting as the reasoning behind it. For younger kids (4–6), stick to the silly and animal questions below; for older kids (7–12), the family, school and tricky-choice sections tend to land best.
Silly & gross would you rather questions
The classics. These are the ones that get the biggest reaction — start here if you want an instant "yes."
- Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or mashed potatoes for hands?
- Would you rather sneeze glitter or cry lemonade?
- Would you rather have a tail like a monkey or ears like an elephant?
- Would you rather burp the alphabet or hiccup for a whole day?
- Would you rather smell like a wet dog or a rotten egg all week?
- Would you rather have hair that never stops growing or fingernails that never stop growing?
- Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry chocolate milk?
- Would you rather have a nose that lights up or ears that flap when you're excited?
- Would you rather eat a spoonful of mustard or a spoonful of mayonnaise?
- Would you rather have toes on your fingers or fingers on your toes?
- Would you rather wear a swimsuit made of spaghetti or shoes made of jelly?
- Would you rather have a pet dragon that's the size of a mouse or a pet mouse that's the size of a dragon?
- Would you rather always have to skip everywhere instead of walk, or always talk backwards?
- Would you rather have green teeth or blue hair for a year?
- Would you rather step in a puddle of mud in new shoes or spill juice on a clean shirt right before a photo?
- Would you rather have to sing everything you say for a day or whisper everything you say for a day?
- Would you rather have a permanently squeaky voice or a permanently croaky voice?
- Would you rather eat a bug (for real, on purpose) or lick a sidewalk?
- Would you rather have snot that's the color of the rainbow or sweat that smells like flowers?
- Would you rather never be able to whisper or never be able to shout?
Food would you rather questions
- Would you rather only eat pizza for a year or never eat pizza again?
- Would you rather give up ketchup or give up cheese forever?
- Would you rather eat a whole raw onion or a whole lemon?
- Would you rather only drink orange juice or only drink milk for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather have unlimited ice cream but it's always broccoli-flavored, or unlimited broccoli that always tastes like ice cream?
- Would you rather eat your favorite meal cold every time or a meal you dislike but always hot?
- Would you rather never eat dessert again or never eat candy again?
- Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal with orange juice instead of milk, or a peanut butter sandwich with mustard instead of jelly?
- Would you rather only be allowed to eat with your hands forever, or only be allowed to eat with chopsticks forever?
- Would you rather have a lifetime supply of your favorite snack or one wish that isn't about food?
- Would you rather cook every family dinner for a month or wash the dishes every night for a year?
- Would you rather eat the crust first or the middle first — always, no choice?
- Would you rather try a food you've never heard of every week, or eat the same five meals on rotation forever?
- Would you rather your birthday cake be made of your favorite candy or your favorite fruit?
- Would you rather have super spicy food taste mild to you, or have mild food taste super spicy?
Superpowers & magic would you rather questions
- Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
- Would you rather read minds or predict the future?
- Would you rather freeze time for everyone but you, or slow down time whenever you want?
- Would you rather talk to animals or speak every human language in the world?
- Would you rather have super strength or super speed?
- Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant whenever you wanted, or grow as tall as a building?
- Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or breathe in space?
- Would you rather have the power to heal any injury instantly, or the power to never get hurt at all?
- Would you rather teleport anywhere instantly or have a flying car?
- Would you rather control fire or control water?
- Would you rather be a wizard who's just okay at magic, or a regular person who's amazing at everything else?
- Would you rather have a magic backpack that has anything you need inside it, or a magic map that always shows you the way?
- Would you rather be able to copy any superpower you see for one day, or have one superpower forever?
- Would you rather turn invisible only when you sneeze, or turn a different color every time you're embarrassed?
- Would you rather have a dragon as a pet or be able to turn into a dragon yourself?
Animal would you rather questions
- Would you rather have the strength of a gorilla or the speed of a cheetah?
- Would you rather be as small as a mouse or as big as an elephant for a day?
- Would you rather live underwater like a fish or fly through the sky like a bird?
- Would you rather have a pet lion or a pet whale (and somehow have room for it)?
- Would you rather be able to camouflage like an octopus or regrow limbs like a starfish?
- Would you rather sleep 20 hours a day like a koala or barely sleep at all like a giraffe?
- Would you rather have wings like an eagle or a shell like a turtle?
- Would you rather be the fastest animal on land or the smartest animal in the ocean?
- Would you rather ride a horse to school every day or ride an elephant?
- Would you rather have whiskers like a cat or a trunk like an elephant?
- Would you rather be able to jump like a kangaroo or climb like a monkey?
- Would you rather live in a zoo where everyone visits you, or live wild where no one ever finds you?
- Would you rather have the eyesight of an eagle or the hearing of a dog?
- Would you rather be a bee that everyone's a little scared of, or a butterfly that everyone loves?
- Would you rather train dolphins for a living or train big cats for a living?
School & learning would you rather questions
- Would you rather have no homework ever, or an extra hour of recess every day?
- Would you rather be the best at math or the best at art in your whole school?
- Would you rather go to school on Saturdays and have Wednesdays off, or keep the schedule the way it is?
- Would you rather have a class pet that's a snake or a class pet that's a tarantula?
- Would you rather give a presentation in front of the whole school, or take five pop quizzes in one week?
- Would you rather be able to skip one subject forever, or be automatically good at one subject forever?
- Would you rather have school start at 6am or end at 6pm?
- Would you rather sit next to your best friend but get in trouble for talking, or sit alone and never get in trouble?
- Would you rather have year-round school with more breaks, or the normal school year with one long summer?
- Would you rather be really good at remembering facts or really good at solving problems?
- Would you rather your teacher assigned seats by height or let everyone pick their own?
- Would you rather have gym class every single day or art class every single day?
- Would you rather learn everything from books or learn everything from doing?
- Would you rather be known as the funniest kid in class or the smartest kid in class?
- Would you rather have unlimited chances to redo a bad grade, or never get a bad grade in the first place?
Family & home would you rather questions
- Would you rather have three siblings or be an only child?
- Would you rather live in a treehouse or an underground house?
- Would you rather have a bunk bed with a slide, or your own room but no slide?
- Would you rather get to pick dinner every night or get to stay up an hour later every night?
- Would you rather have a family game night every week or a family movie night every week?
- Would you rather share a room with your sibling forever, or never be allowed to have a sleepover?
- Would you rather your family moved to a new house every year, or lived in the same house forever?
- Would you rather do chores for extra allowance, or have no chores and no allowance?
- Would you rather have grandparents who live right next door, or grandparents who live somewhere exciting you get to visit?
- Would you rather your parents always said yes to sleepovers, or always said yes to dessert?
- Would you rather have a family tradition that only your family does, or celebrate every holiday exactly like everyone else?
- Would you rather be the oldest kid or the youngest kid in your family?
- Would you rather have a big loud family gathering every weekend, or a quiet weekend with just your own family?
- Would you rather your family got a dog or a cat (if you don't already have one)?
- Would you rather help plan a family trip, or be surprised with wherever your family decides to go?
Adventure & travel would you rather questions
- Would you rather explore outer space or explore the deepest part of the ocean?
- Would you rather go camping in the woods or camping on a beach?
- Would you rather visit a real castle or a real pyramid?
- Would you rather ride in a hot air balloon or a submarine?
- Would you rather hike to the top of a mountain or zipline through a jungle?
- Would you rather travel back in time 100 years, or forward in time 100 years?
- Would you rather explore a jungle full of animals, or a cave full of crystals?
- Would you rather visit every country in the world but never stay longer than a day, or visit just three countries but stay a whole month each?
- Would you rather sail across the ocean on a big ship, or fly across it in a small plane?
- Would you rather sleep in a treehouse, a tent, or an igloo?
- Would you rather go on an adventure with no plan at all, or an adventure with every minute planned?
- Would you rather discover a hidden waterfall or a hidden cave?
- Would you rather travel by train across a whole country, or road-trip it in a car?
- Would you rather get to bring one friend on an adventure, or go on an adventure and make a new friend there?
- Would you rather explore somewhere really hot (like a desert) or really cold (like the Arctic)?
Tricky would you rather questions (make them think)
These ones don't have an easy answer — good for slightly older kids, or when you want the conversation to run longer than the question does.
- Would you rather always know when someone is lying to you, or always be able to convince anyone to believe you?
- Would you rather be really good at one thing, or pretty good at a lot of things?
- Would you rather have one wish granted right now, or three wishes granted in ten years?
- Would you rather never make a mistake again, or always learn something from every mistake you make?
- Would you rather be famous but have no privacy, or unknown but completely free to do what you want?
- Would you rather have all the answers to a test but not understand them, or understand everything but not remember the answers?
- Would you rather win a competition by being the best, or win by being the only one who showed up?
- Would you rather have an extra hour every day or an extra friend?
- Would you rather always have to tell the truth, even when it's hard, or be allowed one lie a day?
- Would you rather be really brave but not very careful, or really careful but not very brave?
- Would you rather get to choose your own name, or keep the one your parents gave you?
- Would you rather have unlimited money but no free time, or unlimited free time but no money?
- Would you rather everyone forgot one bad thing you did, or everyone remembered one good thing you did — forever?
- Would you rather be the one who always says sorry first, or the one who's always right?
- Would you rather have a friend who's honest even when it stings, or a friend who's always nice but not always honest?
Would you rather questions for little kids (ages 4–6)
Simpler picks, no tricky reasoning required — just point and giggle.
- Would you rather be a dog or a cat?
- Would you rather eat ice cream or cake?
- Would you rather jump like a frog or waddle like a duck?
- Would you rather have a pet unicorn or a pet dinosaur?
- Would you rather wear pajamas all day or a superhero costume all day?
- Would you rather splash in puddles or build a sandcastle?
- Would you rather be really tall or really small?
- Would you rather ride a bike or ride a scooter?
- Would you rather have a rainbow bedroom or a starry-night bedroom?
- Would you rather sing a song or tell a joke right now?
- Would you rather go to the zoo or go to the beach?
- Would you rather have a hundred stuffed animals or one real puppy?
- Would you rather fly like a superhero or swim like a mermaid?
- Would you rather have a picnic outside or a movie night inside?
- Would you rather be a pirate or a princess/prince for a day?
Deep would you rather questions (for the drive home)
These wander a little closer to the kind of thing we build whole scenarios around — worth slowing down for.
- Would you rather be really good at making people laugh, or really good at making people feel better when they're sad?
- Would you rather have one best friend for your whole life, or a lot of good friends who come and go?
- Would you rather never feel scared again, or never feel bored again?
- Would you rather be able to fix any one thing about the world, or any one thing about yourself?
- Would you rather everyone always agreed with you, or you always knew when you were wrong?
- Would you rather have a really exciting life with more ups and downs, or a calm, steady life?
- Would you rather be remembered for something big you did once, or for being kind every single day?
- Would you rather always get to go first, or always get to choose what happens next?
- Would you rather know exactly what you want to be when you grow up right now, or keep figuring it out for years?
- Would you rather have people notice when you're having a hard day, or figure out how to tell them yourself?
Want questions that go a little deeper?
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